Frank LaRose, a Republican who serves as Ohio’s secretary of state, reported no serious irregularities with voting in last week’s election.
NOVEMBER 11, 2020
NY Times: The Times Called Officials in Every State: No Evidence of Voter Fraud
The president and his allies have baselessly claimed that rampant voter fraud stole victory from him. Officials contacted by The Times said that there were no irregularities that affected the outcome.
NY Times: The Times Called Officials in Every State: No Evidence of Voter Fraud
The president and his allies have baselessly claimed that rampant voter fraud stole victory from him. Officials contacted by The Times said that there were no irregularities that affected the outcome.
Move along boys and girls. There's nothing to see here anymore. So sorry if we here at "The Editorial Board" of The Anti-New York Times (St. Sugar and me) filled "youse guys" with any false hope -- but we meant well. The Slimes has actually telephoned "officials in every state" who now confirm that there is no evidence of voter fraud. And the "consensus" ™ that the "conspiracy theories" ™ are "baseless" ™ is "bipartisan" ™ -- so it's gotta be true, right?
For the benefit of that tiny percentage of the readership who sometimes take our sardonic wisecracks and biting sarcasm literally --- JUST KIDDING! Let's unpack some of this steaming pile of Bolshevik bullshit for analysis.
For the benefit of that tiny percentage of the readership who sometimes take our sardonic wisecracks and biting sarcasm literally --- JUST KIDDING! Let's unpack some of this steaming pile of Bolshevik bullshit for analysis.
Slimes: Election officials in dozens of states ....
Rebuttal: The fraud is believed to have occurred only in the six important "swing states" needed to elect Biden (Georgia, Arizona, Pennsylvania, Nevada, Michigan, Wisconsin) The Demonrats didn't need to commit fraud in the states which they could win legitimately. Therefore, the testimonies of those "election officials" of those "dozens" of states have no relevance to the case.
Slimes: ... representing both political parties ...
Rebuttal: Oh cut the crap! Much of the corrupt Republican establishment hates Trump just as much as the D's do. Don't act like this "bipartisanship" ™ anti-Trumpism means anything here.
Slimes: ... said that there was no evidence that fraud played a role in the outcome of the presidential race
Rebuttal: Actually, not only has a boatload of evidence already been collected by Rudy Giuliani and his growing army of whistle-blowers (though not all of it presented yet), but soon -- to quote that famous line from "Jaws" -- "We're gonna need a bigger boat." As President Trump himself said Tuesday night: "Wait until you see what's coming!"
Slimes: ... amounting to a forceful rebuke of President Trump’s portrait of a fraudulent election.
Rebuttal: Yes, because we all know how trustworthy the words of "officials" are.
The article goes on to quote both Demonrats and Republican'ts who dismiss the fraud as "conspiracy theory ™." And probably not 1 in 10,000 "educated" boobs who obediently kneel in Sulzberger's slop each morning will have picked up on the fact that none of the three Secretaries of State quoted in this piece - Frank LaRose (R-OH), Steve Simon (D-MN) and Scott Schwab - (D-KS) are from the "swing states." Their "knowledge" of this event is therefore irrelevant.
Now, here comes the heart-attack inducing show-stopper. Ya might wanna sit down for this one:
Slimes: Voting fraud in the United States is extremely rare. (emphasis added)
Rebuttal: Oh really? You dirty rotten deceiving sons-of-bitches. Tip-of-the-hat to the Heritage Foundation for assembling a shocking database of contemporary voter fraud -- which doesn't even include the stuff that Giuliani and friends are gathering up. And it was only earlier this year that The Slimes oh-so "prestigious" book section featured a book about President Lyndon Baines Johnson written by "respected" Establishment historian Robert Caro. A excerpt from the Slimes review:
"Caro burns into the reader’s imagination the story of the election in 1948 for junior United States Senator from Texas, and how Lyndon Johnson, in Mr. Caro’s words, “stole it — and in the stealing violated even the notably loose boundaries of Texas politics.”
Oops. Busted!
As frustrating as it is to witness the Fake News pumping out this Marxist misinformation, we believe that soon, it will all boomerang back on them in accordance with physical laws. The bigger this lie grows, the greater the shock-wave when it implodes. For that reason, fret not over these treasonous lies. To the contrary, welcome them!
1 The Heritage Foundation Database of Voter Fraud is a treasure trove resource. Use it! (Here) // 2. A #1 National Bestseller puffed-up by the NY Slimes exposed how LBJ's Texas Machine stole his Senate seat for him on the way to his eventually becoming Senate Majority Leader, then Vice President, and finally, President. But somehow, current allegations of Demonrat Machine fraud in major cities are "conspiracy theories?" // 3. What's "extremely rare" is not the actual incidents of exposed voter fraud, but the media reports of them.
Boobus Americanus 1: The New York Times contacted officials in dozens of states. They say there was no voter fraud.
Boobus Americanus 2: Hopefully, this will put an end to the crazy conspiracy theories.
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St. Sugar: Actually, Boobuss -- what'ss comin' will put an end to the use of that sstupid weaponized term "Consspiracy Theories" -- once and for frickin' all time!
Editor: And it will also prep the normies for the REALLY nasty stuff that will follow.
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